myy purplicious lifeee!!~

2008-02-14T06:36:00.000-08:00

Okayy, havent posted in a whilee.
Kindaa miss this blogg.
Today's Valentines Day, & I'm spending it alonee.
Sadd isnt it?
@ Least I still have myy besties though.
I'm Nuraini, Nadia, & Sabirahh's valentines!!! YAYY.
Zoey, she doesnt need anymore cos shes got plenty, thanks to her HOTTNESS (:

& On Valentines Dayy, we got a scolding from the VP.
Okayy, not exactly we.
More like, those people who didnt bring thermometers.
The VP is like, so idiotique cann.
Hate her lorhh.
See, we're supposed to bring our thermometers 2dayy & 2morroww.
& Some people 4gott theirs 2dayy.
So then the VP asked them 2 stand up.
Then that crazee monkey womann shouted ' YOUU PEOPLE ARE TERRIBLE!! IF SINGAPORE WERE TO BE HIT BYY AN EPIDEMIC, YOUU PEOPLE WOULD BE THE FIRST TO BE HIT!! & YOUU CALL YOURSELVES SINGAPORE CITIZENS!!!!' .
Then she babbled on & on saying some SO unreasonable & downrightt insulting stuffs which old me, cant remember.
WALAO.
All theyy did was 4get 2 bring their thermometers!!
No need to scold until likethat rightt!
Wth!
STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPIDDD!.

Anywayy.

So later we had Historyy.
Now, usually I enjoyy Mr Sofiandy's class cos he makes Historyy sound interestingg.
But apparently he had to do reservice, then we got this old, nerdy tcha called Mr Tan.
Thought he would be okayy, & decided to payy attention.
BIGG MISTAKE.!
Hes so boring!! He doesnt even try 2 makee it interestingg.
Halfway through the lesson, Rebecca commented that he looked like a turtle.
LOLLLLLLLLLLLLL.
I mean, TURTLE??!!
WTHHH.
But true eh!!!
So we imagined him in green, his arms & leggs gone & replaced with whatever turtles have 4 arms & leggs.
Plus a shell.
Veryy disturbingg.
So me & Rebecca chatted bout Romantic Princess.

Its like this drama starring WuZun & Calvin from Fahrenheit.
Rebecca LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSS them.
& Both of us think WuZun is damn HOTT, cann.
OMGGG, hes so cuuuuuuuuuuteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
But Kyle Patrick is WAYYYYYYYYYYY cuter! (:
Like, everydayy Rebecca will take out her Music filee, then stare @ WuZuns pic.
Lollll.
Shes like SO crazee over him.
I think the pic is okayy, but it looks like he onlyy has 4 fingers.
Lollll.
Makes him look abnormal, but his handsome facee makes up 4 it.
Kyle Patrick on the other hand, is totally undescribable.
I mean it in a good wayy.

Okayy ah, I wanna go sleep.
Like, byee.

2008-02-02T06:15:00.000-08:00

OhmyGawwd. Spammers really suckk.
Just read what that sucker said on zoey's tagboard.
WHAT THE FRIGGIN HELL.
Wearing revealing clothes? Kissing him?
None of that sucker's shitt!
That elohssa's probably friggin jealous, that zoey's prettier, hotter, & sexier.
If its a girl who spammed, then, GET A LIFE BITCH.
If you're jealous that zoey steaded with markuss, then SO WHAT?
That doesnt give you the SLIGHTEST reason to spam her blogg.
& GET OVER IT ALREADYY.
If you said all those shitts bout zoey, then you must think you're WAYY better than her.
Uhm, like, NEWSFLASHH!!
If you're so good, how come you cant get markuss yourself?
Which just goes to show, you're plain jealous.
If its a guyy, sorry you didnt get zoeyy but she's taken, so, tataa.
& I would like to dedicate this post to a few people.
To zoey: If you're reading this post rightt now, really hope you cheer up, & feel better. & ignore the retards that call you a slut. It takes one to know one, rightt? (:
To spammers: PLEASE STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING. IT SERIOUSLY HURTS. & HAH! You can't spamm myy blogg if you want 2, cos there's no c-box! :P
To rashidaa: Sorry 4 spamming you blogg last time. Just ignore those stuffs that I said, cos you are who you are, & God made you what you are. Hope you meet your dear Hady. (:

2008-02-01T04:35:00.000-08:00

Ohmygawwd, just read zoey's blogg,
& didn't realise myy bestie changed so muchh [?]
I have got to be the blurrest person in the worrrrrldd.
& GEE, it's so cold [?]
The fan's not even on, & I'm wearing jacket [?]
Okayy, like, WOWWEEEEEE.
Sarcastic muchh [?]

& whyy am I typing like that [?]
Oh wells. It looks nicee [?]
Whatever, I'm crapping again.
Not cos I'm high, but cos I'm boredd,
& I stupidly finished all myy homework
WAYYY before the weekend [?]
When I could have mugged 4 the stooooooopid tests
That we had the whole week.
I meann, I think the school's trying to KILL us.
They give us ridic tests, which are friggin diff
& easy @ the same timee?

Then rightt, then rightt,
Today after mass PE, they gave some girls a MAKEOVERR.
WITHOUT MAKEUP.
Stooooooopidd.
Basically they just shoved the poor girls's fringee up onto
Her head with like, a pin [?]
So roughh.
Or as Mrs Chng would sayy, so chor lorh.
Kayy, have no ideaa how to spell it
& can't be bothered to [?]

& anywayy, 2dayy had a fucked-up dayy @ sch
Cos ranjit [project work leader] was like, bossier than usual [?]
& felt like I was doing all the work [?]
I meann, seriously,
He didn't even BOTHER 2 accept our suggestions [?]
Okayy, there weren't many suggestions,
But Sheryl & I suggested whatt.
Then like, wtf lorhh.
He thinks just cos he's the leader he can boss everyone around
& he doesn't have to do any friggin shitt [?]
STTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPIDD.
& he expects us to do things when HE wants them done.
It's like, if he wants a baby's diaper, then we have to like,
Magically make a baby's shitty diaper appear [?]
Oh, I'll give him shitt alrightt.

So I was like, pissed rightt.
Then Elson saww lahh.
& he cheered me up with his stoooopid antics.
Then Ms Cheng came rightt.
She like accidently hit myy hand, then she was like,
Apologising, & she said, whyy's your hand so cold [?]
I like, didn't even realise myy hand was cold lorhh.
Then she jokingly said to myy grp members
ranjit must have made her stressed rightt [?]
Then I GLARED @ him fiercer than usual, & I was like,
DUHHH.
But didn't say it loudlyy.

After school, I was waiting for rebecca rightt,
Then Ms Cheng came up 2 me & was like,
Don't so stressed lahh.
The front row boys are always immature & idiotic.
You just have to tahan 2 more years.
By sec 3 they'll be more mature.
I was like, YEAHH RIGHTT.
Then she laughed.

2 more years.
2 MORE YEARS.
2 MORE FRIGGIN YEARS!!
Yeeshh.

2008-01-26T00:52:00.000-08:00

YAY! I`m finally bothering to blogg!
Isn`t that just FABULOUS?!
Okayy, I`m obviously in a very sarcastic mood.
I`m like, so BORED, & MOODY.
Nothing to do, nothing to do, nothing to do.
There`s NOTHING to be done!

Okayy, actually, there is.
Myy D&T worksheets, Music questions, Maths tution homework, & studying for the Geography, Science, & History tests.
WTH.
With so many tests in ONE FRIGGIN` WEEK, you might think the school was trying to kill me.
Actually, I think so too.

Anyway, I can`t do myy D&T worksheets cos I have absolutely NO idea whatsoever what those friggin` tools are called, & what the shit their functions are.
We haven`t even COVERED them in class.
All Mr Sen`s fault.
Talk & talk bout theory, then no explanation on the tools.
STOOOOOOOOOOOPIDD.

I can`t do the Music questions, because I LEFT THE BLOODY THING IN MYY LOCKER.
Along with the textbook, & myy black music file.
WHAT THE SHITT!!
& I actually wrote a note in myy Student`s Diary to remember to bring it home this weekend.
Can`t believe I totally spaced on that.
UGHHH.

& The Maths tution homework I just can`t be bothered to do cos I`m so friggin TIRED.
Don`t blame me.
I had SLA meeting from 9.30 till 1 plus.
Then I did homework till like, 4.30.
Tiring okayy!
Especially the homework.
Okayy, basically it was plain boring.

Kayy, this is boring too.
So I`m like, gonna go watch teevee.
Okayy, like, bye.

2008-01-18T05:06:00.000-08:00

wanna know something funny?
remember how scared i was to start secondary school?
now,it seems like a piece of cake.
i know.WTC rightt?
[btw,WTC=What The Crap (: i know,it rocks rightt?]

& omigawwd,i made more friends than i ever thought i would.
okayy,here's an intro.

rebecca:
she's ultra pretty,funny,crazee.oh,& her handwriting is AWESOME.damn nice (:

kharunya:
natural leader,smart,super-dee-duper neat.handwriting also super nice (:

joleen:
shy,sporty,sensible & so oh oh smart!!also natural leader (:
[joleen & coleen are twins,btw.]

2008-01-08T01:27:00.000-08:00

sabirahh's here!yeahh,shes @ myy house rightt now.
heres a special from her:

yo yo yo!(:
let me give you an intro on cheryl's room
one thing , its PURPLE. whoo !
second thing , the bed looks so comfortable .
and its PURPLE .her mirror's curvy .
and no , its not purple ,
her cupboard's kinda purple too .
there are so manyy purple !
purplefreakk.........
tata !
yours truly(cehh) ,
` S A B I R A H (:

2008-01-07T01:51:00.000-08:00

well,well.looks like the queen bitch is back,& boy,oh boy,is she bitchier than ever.
i just happen to know a certain someone,actually someone whom i very stupidly treated as myy best friend,who backstabbs people,talks behind their backs,& fogets her besties with a snap of the finger.
if that person is reading this post,im sure she knows JUST who she is.
& im not gonna name anyone,cos unlike SOME people,i dont backstabb myy friends.
that person,calls me boring,& doesnt enjoy myy company.
& i found out.so i forced myyself to change,so they would accept me.
but that was last time.
after i came back from LA, this person decides that now im not boring,& worthy enough to be her friend.
WORTHY ENOUGH.
but she doesnt know that its only cos i forced myyself to change just 4 her.
so the old me wasnt good enough to be her friend.
i have to go through her personality test & ace it to qualify as her friend.
it seems to me that it works likethat.
so i just told myyself to 4get it,cos it was all in the past.
but then i go to this someone's blogg,& read her posts.
then i find out shes forgotten her besties,& found newer,closer,more interesting friends.
now she doesnt even call us anymore.
then yesterday i find out that shes even been saying everything bout me to her new friends.
things that i dont know whether are good or badd,but i have a feeling its a personal opinion of me.
meaning;boring,irritating,immature,ugly,copycat,mindless follower.
thanks alot ex-best friend.thanks alot.

2008-01-01T05:26:00.000-08:00

* sigh * .
im starting sec 1 tomorrow !
oh mann , im so nervous .
okayy , make that DAMN nervous !
i ' ll be the only one from tkps there !
DANG . im hyperventilating like madd .

okayy , i need to crap . NOW .
& like , shit , i cant think of any craps right now !
omigod , omigod .
okayy , chillax cheryl . CHILLAX LAH YOU BANANA !!!
breathe in , breathe out .
in , out .
WHOOO .
much better .

okayy , you must think im like , weird or something , but I DONT CARE !
im damn nervous here people !
so stop judging me !
sheesh .
okayy , like , wth is happenening to me ?!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!
see kids , thats what sec 1 will do to you .
be afraid , be very afraid ...
muahahahahahahahahahahahaaa .........

GOOD NEWS !!
rehman 's back from pakistan & he's safe & sound !
thats the bestestest christmas present anyone could EVER give me !
this was the conversation between us :

rehman : hello ? may i speak to cheryl please ?
me : rehman ?
rehman : ya .
me : REHHHHHHHMAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN !!!!!!!!!!!! YAY !! YOU 'RE BACK !!
rehman : ya . what school you going ?
me : geylang med . you ?
rehman : bedok town .
me : ohhh .

there were lotsa other stuffs , but i cant remembuhh .
some of us are getting old y'know . (:

2007-12-30T02:38:00.000-08:00

okayy . i like , just sent some crazy comments @ friendster .
the craziest one was the one i sent to aini .
cos she sent me one saying im gila & im a crapgirl . [ yay ! ]
so i played along & sent her one right back .
this is how it goes :

[ i collect crap & store them in myy magical crap box .
ive been collecting since i was a baby .
its a very interesting hobby y'know .
you can choose to keep them 4 yourself , or you can sell them .
i choose to keep cos im a very selfish person . (:
but i think im gonna sell them soon .
i hear craps are quite valuable on the market right now !
they also come in different colours .
myy fave are the purple , hot pink , turquoise ,lime green , & orange ones .
sometimes , they also come with sequins sewn on !
so theyy look all bright & shinyshiny .
sounds nicee rightt !
i can give some to you .
you want ? (: ]

hahahaa ! okayy , like , wth rightt .
i think im abit sot sot .
abit ?
okayy , no .
more like , alot .
alot sot sot .
hmmph ! terrible english , cheryl ! naughty girl !
okayy . like , whatever ,
told you im sot .
but , not myy fault okayy !
rainy days & boredom can do that to a person .
blame it on the weather .
i shall scold it . yay ! (:

you naughty weather !
go rain & rain .
then cheryl cannot go out & shes so bored & shes sot alreadyy !
you have to be heavily punished !
you will receive 10000000 strokes of the cane & will be jailed for 500 years .
that should show you what harm rain does to little children !

wtf . you see ?
see what the rain has done to me ?
okayy , some parts of it arent true .
like , just now i went out .
went to church . then went to singapore post . theres a coffeebean & tea leaf there .
drank peppermint iceblend .
yummy ... (:
afterthat went to this fashion .
their tastes in music really sucks .
all the ahlian / getai stuffs .
but the clothes were nicee .
was looking for a outfit for chinese new year .
mayybe its too early but , plan for the future right ?
anyhoos . found a white blouse with a black vest & black tie .
considering that one .
could pair it with skinny jeans .
woooooooo ~
but mummy say we're going to parkwayy parade to see the clothes there .
yay !
shopping rocks , yeahh .
& the other part which aint true is the part bout me being a little children .
im not !
im a mature young adult .
HAHAA .
who am i trying to kidd ?

2007-12-28T05:21:00.000-08:00

im baaaaaaaaaaaack !!
okayy , ive been back a long time alreadyy .
but i didnt feel like blogging , so decided to abandon the blog 4 awhile .
sorry , ah , blog . ):
okayy .

anyway , LA & vegas was , like , totally awesome !
the shopping was the BEST .
but the stuffs in LA were kindaa expensive .
vegas was much better .
there were like , TONS of hotels there .
all really , really awesome .
we walked down sunset strip , & just took in all the beautiful sights .
pausing to do a little shopping , of course .
& theres this $10 shop .
where everything in there is sold for 10 bucks only .
like , omg !
cos down there , the stuffs were quite expensive-looking .
i bought sunglasses , & really cool bangles .
& oh , i love myy sunglasses . (:

there werent alot of rides in vegas tho .
there was only one , called the gondola ride .
its in this really posh hotel , called the venetian .
anywayys . its like , you can choose whether you want to ride inside the hotel or outside .
but the outside one was closed cos it was too cold .
yeahh , it was really cold .
so we rode inside .
[okayy , like , duhh .]
& it was really cool .
it was this long , italian boat , & the guy who rows it , sings any song you wanna hear !
& its not plain karaoke either .
its really more to opera style .
& the gondola rides along this sort of canal thingy .
like the ones you see in italy .
it was really really cool !

just beside the gondola ride , theres this HUGE ice-cream cafe that has all the types of ice-cream you could ever imagine !
i saw it first , then myy mouth was like , watering .
then myy mommy saw me looking & offered 2 buy !
yay me !
but i forgot which flavour i chose .
i think it was chocolate & fruit sorbet .
yuuuuuuuuuuummy .
oh , there was also a jimmy choo shop !
the shoes inside were like , DAMN cool , ey !
but also DAMN expensive .
like thousand bucks per pair .
*pfft !*
i'll leave it to the celebs to buy .
i mean , high heels are nice , but give me high-top sneakers anytime .

there was also a wax museum .
sound boring rightt ?
but it was really nicee !
the wax figures of celebs & all were like , so real !
its just like the madam tusauuds one in london .
but we saw that one alreadyy so we didnt really look .
i took a pic wit whoopie goldberg tho ! (:
her hair is soooooooo funky .
i like . ((:

so , thats basically what we did in vegas .
eat , shop , watch cable tv . (:
my kindaa lifee .
LA was more tiring .
we went to disneyland , baby !
yeahh , it was the awesomest place ever !
me & myy dad went on all the roller coasters ! funn !
bryan onlyy went on some , cos he scared he puke . which he kindaa did .
ethan & mummy were too chicken only !
mummy was too scared to go on idiana jones , but me , bryan & myy daddy went .
funn , ey !
not scary at all .
she said she went last time , by herself .
i guess she's still scared .
she said she's scared of heights , so i think she doesnt wanna go cos the idiana jones one suddenly jerked down .
woooooooh !

there were other nice rides too .
like the waterfall drop .
its like , you go up this steep , steep slope , then you suddenly splash right down ! 50 foot , ey !
THAT one was scary .
but cool .
i went on dumbo again .
hahaa .
it was still funn !
but not exciting at ALL .
& yay , i got a purple one !
hahaa .
immature , i know .
i made it a point to go on ALL the rides .
even the slow baby caterpillar one .
ethan wanted to , so i just follow lorh .
boring , but nicee la .

we also went to california adventure !
its rightt next to disney & was also damn funn .
the roller coasters there were much , much scarier .
there was this california screamin ' one which was like , so high .
i didnt dare go .
call me chicken , but id rather stay on the ground .
i think i kindaa prefer roller coasters in the dark .
sort of not as scary , cos you cant see how high it is .
there was also a performance by hsm .
not the real cast tho .
but the singers were pretty good !
especially the girl one .
her voice was strong & clear , & actually , better than gabriella 's !
too badd the boys looked nothing like troy or chad .
neither did the girls actually .

anyway . it was SO totally awesome .
we also bought some stuffs for the GEMZ & clara & charis .
so . the next day we went to universal studios , hollywood !
myy fave !
the tour was really really great !
there were all these special effects & stuffs .
we even got to see how things work backstage .
then the tram took us throught this plane-wreck thingyy , which i think they used in lost .
really really cool !
there were even seats & everything .
the tour guide told us that initially the plane 's tail even had numbers on it , but they had to paint it white cos if seen from afar , someone might actually think it was a real plane-wreck !

cool , cool & cool , huh ?
then we went around the mini-theme park there .
really cool too .
there was this jurassic park water ride , where you fall from a high place too , but this one was less steep .
& after that , we went to watch the 3D terminator movie .
the special effects were beyond awesome !
i totally loved it .
then we went to the kiddie place , called nickalodeon land .
there was a HUGE playroom , where you shoot balls & stuffs .
awesome , ey .
then after the universal studios closed , we went to the shops outside to buy stuffs .
& ooh , there was a coffee bean there !
yay .
there was also a chocolate factory there !
myy mom bought a whole big packet for us to eat on the bus back to the hotel .
wootwoot !
okayy . thats all i have to say .
i'll try to post more soon .
ciaociao people ! (:

2007-12-07T00:11:00.000-08:00

omg !!
zoey told me 2 listen 2 these 2 songs ; warmness on the soul & dear god by avenged sevenfold !!
the first one wus damn nicee but a little sqeaky @ the end !!
the second one so sweet !! i love it !!
& zoey is SO addicted 2 it !!
she changed it 2 her blogsong & posted the lyrics on her blog !!
yeahh , she likes it alot !! ;DD
haiis !!
damn bored siaa !!
wondering whyy weikang hasnt called me yet !!
true , he has basketball , but usually he'd call no matter what !!
oh wells !!
bored . bored . bored . bored . bored .!!
cant w8 till sunday !!
wanna know whyy ?!
cos im goin' 2 hollywood , baybeh !!
yeahh , im gonna meet celebs , go 2 disney & scream myy lungs out on the rollercoasters !!
hahaa , aini's so jealous !!
i wish tkps could organise a trip 2 LA 4 ALL the p6s !!
that would be totally rockable !!;DD
plus , we can totally partayy all nitee long !!
& there'd be so many of us , we'd take up like , 2 whole planes !!
zoey says she wants 2 go 2 rome !!
just like in the LIZZIE MCGUIRE MOVIE !!
awesome choicee !!
its sooooooooooooooooooo beautiful theree !!
i really love the old buildings & the people there are so friendly !!
but i prefer LA !!
its so DOPE !!
mordern buildings , disneyland & malls , here i come !!
what can i say ?!
i like the city lifee !!
tataa y'all !!
gtg finish packing myy stuffs 4 the trip !!
its gonna be sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo funn !!
not 2 mention totally awesome !!
the last time i wus there wus when i wus 2 years old !!
cant really remembuhh what it wus like !!
but i have some old photographs so i have a vague impression of what 2 expect !!
& according 2 myy 'rents , i used 2 LOVE the 'dumbo the elephant ' ridee !!
there wus also this mann , who operated the machines , he called me a SHORTY !!
i mean, HELLO ??!! i wus 2 years old !!
how tall did he expect me 2 be ?! 160 ?!
JEEZ !!
i mean , c'mon !! i wus only 2 years old !! of COURSE i wus short !!
if i wusnt , i'd either be abnormal or a giant !!
& im a small kidd !!
or rather , WUS a small kidd !! he had no rightt 2 bully me !!
he STILL has no right 2 bully me anyway !!
when i get back i'll show him whos the shorty !!
okayy y'all . REALLY gtg otherwise myy mom will KILL me !! toodles 2 the poodles !!

2007-12-06T18:10:00.000-08:00

LOL .
zoeyy just signed in & she wus like ' haha im gong to sound like a complete retard but '
then i wus like ' yeahh ? '
then she said ' hell-o , what is up ? '
i wus laughing like madd !
that wus a good one .
hahaa !
cant stop laughing !
b4 that , i wus like , not even awake .
& i told aini & weikang that i needed a diet coke cos i felt DEAD .
i need something GASSY !
but the only gassy thing in myy fridge is beer . -.-"
& HELLO ?! im 12 . no beer 4 me , missy .
yeahh , well , duhh .
okayy , i am officially crapping .
like always !
hahaa ! aini called me the ' QUEEN OF CRAPINESS ' !
i feel so honoured .
would like 2 thank myy 'rents , GEMZ , & the people of crappy-land 4 helping me get this far !
muack muack y'all !
ooh , but i lost myy crown .
myy 500 diamond crown .
boo-hoo !
oh wells , gtg .
pain in the butt no. 1& 2 are calling .
toodles !

2007-12-05T22:38:00.000-08:00

blahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblah .
lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala .
googoogaagaagoogoogaagaagoogoogaagaa .
lollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollol .
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha .
heeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheehee .
crappycrappycrapcrap,im gonna get a heart attackk .

THE LATEST IN CRAPPY NEWS:

1) CRAPPING : GOOD 4 HEALTH !
hey,have u guyys heard the latest news ?
it turns out that crapping increases ur heart rate !
this means ,if u keep crapping ,like muahh ,
by the time u're 60 ,ur heart rate will be like , 200 times per minute ! !
aint that awesome ? !

2) CRAPPING AS A SUBJECT ? !
also , it turns out that the MOE is considering changing crapping 2 a subject !
maybe i can finally get some A*s next year !
so 4 all those people out there who love crapping , & totally rock @ it , this is fab news !

3) ANIMALS CAN CRAP TOO ? !
in crappyland ,
local farmers have discovered that when they start crapping ,
the animals join in too !
so if the farmers say something like ' oh look , myy vegetables are growing in the fridge ! ' ,
the animals will reply ' oh ! mine are too ! ' .
totally cool rightt ?

WELL , THATS ALL 4 CRAPPY NEWS 2DAYY .
THANK U VERY MUCH ,
& PLEASE JOIN US 4 ANOTHER EPISODE OF CRAPPY NEWS 2MORROW !

hahaa .
hope u all enjoyed myy crappy news .
what can i say ?
im very bored @ home .
see kids ?
this is what happens when ur parents trap u @ home .
u go crazy like me.

2007-12-05T18:03:00.000-08:00

zoeyy a pic of all the GEMZ pics.
all of it.
but none included me.
then in the centre she wrote 'best friends','this is what best friends look like' & 'my best friends'.
so i guess im not her best friend,am i?
i guess im not part of GEMZ either.
i told myself not 2 caree.
but its really,really hard.
i cant help feeling..unwanted by them.
it really hurts.alot.
*sigh*
i just dont understand whyy theyy hate me so much.
what did i EVER do 2 them?
whyy do theyy hate me so much??!!
ugghhhh.
im so pathetic.
i cant do anything rightt.
cant even keep myy best friends.
im such a sucker.
AGHHHHHH.
whats wit the self-pity cheryl??!!
sorry,i dunno whats wrong wit me.
gone abit loco.
its myy daily ritual.

2007-12-04T23:05:00.000-08:00

why i absolutely,positively HATE having younger brothers:

1.they're being complete PAIN IN THE ASSES all the time,24/7.

im starting 2 wonder if its their secret job.
mayybe someone pays them 2 irritate their sistuhhs.
if so,how much are they paid?
i'd like 2 get a secret job too.
except mine would be 2 murder myy bros.
hmm..wonder how much i could get paid 4 that...

2.they cry @ every single friggin' thing!

just now,my little-est bro,ethan,aka pain in the butt no.1,
was crying cos he wanted a sweet
& myy maid wouldnt let him have it cos of his sore throat.
then afterthat,he cried cos he wanted honey water,
& myy maid wus bz doing smth else.
obviously,he has lots of patience.
well done ethan.
u deserve an A*** 4 being the best irritater today.
can we have a round of applause 4 him??

3.they use inside info 2 blackmail u.

last time,myy little bro,bryan,aka pain in the butt no.2,
saw one emoticon wit the word fuck on it when i wus chatting wit nuraini.
& he found out that im still friends wit her.
except myy mom doesnt know.
so he uses that 2 blackmail me,& i have 2 oblige.
otherwise,myy friendship wit nuraini,myy bestie,will suffer.
u havent seen what myy mom can do.
nicee way 2 be popular wit myy friends,mom.
scaring away myy friends wit unfriendly-ness & unreasonable-ness.
smooth move.
u earn 10 points.

4.they're too small 2 understand sarcasm,& it flies WAY over their heads.

everytime i use sarcasm on them,they mistake it.
there wus once,when i called them 'suckers'.
then they freaked & complained 2 myy mom.
as usual.
then the polite elder sis got punished.one day ban from comp.
very nicee move bros.
getting ur sis into trouble.
trouble which U idiotic,moronic little creeps started.
& very original ideaa 4 punishment,mom.
extra 20 points 4 both the bros & the mom.

well,as much as i'd love 2 blogg more 'bout the mounting evils of having little bros,
i gtg.
but 4 the rest of u people out there who hate ur little bros,
i'll definetly post more when i can.
cos trust me,
theres aLOT more where that came from.
& 4 those who think im being mean,& stuffs,
u have obviously not met myy bros.
try living one day wit them.
but the next day if u run out of myy house screaming in fear,
dont blame me.
but u'll TOTALLY understand what i mean, when i say 'i hate myy bros'.
oh EWW. myy little-est bro/pain in the butt no.1/ethan/fatso just put his stinky foot on myy very purplish,precious,poor CHAIR.
eww.eww.& eww.
could this get any grosser?
i just told this 2 sabirahh & she said 'omg,air pollution.'
totally rightt sabirahh.
totally rightt.
okayy,im gonna go disinfect it,then scrub it wit dettol.
& spray the air with LOTS of perfume.
very much needed.
okayys people.i gotta go.
i'll try 2 post as much as i can if i can get hold of the desktop upstairs.
ooh!!just realised i got godiva chocs.
gonna go pig out.
anybody want some??
okayys,im going.
miss me,yeahh?;D